dylan was born in the same hospital as david beckham but has fewer tattoos and less football cred so he got a job serving beers at lords but cricket fans aren’t what they were so he got into magic and can do a gazillion card tricks and thought about being a magician but realised making films was much more fun so he started shooting music videos and did that one that called out the pandemic before it actually happened which is a bit spooky and the one about the geezers that was all quite geezery but we’ll let it go and he looks vaguely like tintin which is probably a good thing unless you are trying to be like david beckham and he shoots incredible film and has a killer eye and for that reason and for his unique ability to pull a card out of your ear he simply had to be a knucklehead